Showing posts with label Babes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Babes. Show all posts

Monday, June 23, 2008

A Conversation: "Dad?"

Another in a series of Conversations between the J-man & his father, the G-man...

J-man: Dad?

G-man: Yes, sir?

J: I think Miss Jones wants to talk to you...

G: Who's Miss Jones?

J: She's a teacher at school.

G: Does she teach in your class?

J: No, she teaches the other class.

G: Hmmm. Did she say what she wanted?

J: She said she really wanted to meet you.

G: She did? Did she ask to talk to Mom and me?

J: No, I was sitting quietly but when the teachers talk I can hear everything that they say. She said it to Mr. C (J's homeroom teacher.)

G: Hmmmmm. Did she talk to you? 

J: Uh huh. She asked me how old I was, and I told her I was five. 

G: Okay... What were you doing?

J: Well, I was telling Mr. C that you had preached the Gospel of the Grateful Dead at church this weekend. 

G: Aaaaahhhhh... Yes... I think I understand now...

J: And she told Mr. C. that she really wanted to meet my parents.

G: That's cool, J. Is she there in the morning? You just point her out to me, next time we're up at school, and I'll say hi...

J: Okay, Dad.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

A Conversation...

"Oh, maaan!"

What's wrong?

"I just forgot how to draw a pig!"

You mean like a pig's snout and ears and curly tail?

"No. We just draw a pig's mouth. Everyone at school is drawing pigs. I don't know what it is, everybody is just obsessed with pigs!"